SQUARE PEG

 

I'm a square peg in a round hole, baby it's true

If I were a bird in a nest I’d have to be a Cuckoo

'Cos I don't fit and I got no place to go

and there ain't nobody gonna save my soul

I'm a square peg in a round hole, baby it's true

 

If I were a town on a map you'd never find me

If I were a telephone you'd never hear me ring

And if I'm a little short on class

I don't give a monkey's or a rat's ass

'Cos that's me... hey baby... that's me

 

If I were a page in a book I'd be the one that's missing....

If I were a hole in your shoe I'd find you water real quick....

Anything that makes no sense, like a 12 foot hole in a 5 foot fence

That's me... hey baby... that's me

 

If I were just a little less bloody-minded

I might not get so blinded by the light

Who's that fool wearing dark sunglasses at midnight ?

Can you see?... is it me?

Well.. I guess it had to be!

 

© Errol Walsh