ALTERNATIVE BIRTHDAY GIFTS

 

Mommy’s little princess & daddy’s little boy

The best advice they’ll probably get won’t ever bring them joy

Its dog eat dog… live life fast… trust nobody…… kiss my ass…

Don’t be a clown

That’s the kind of life philosophy that’ll only bring you down

 

Kids these days they get a real bad press

But you only need to look at mom and dad

To understand why life’s a mess

Their rationale for raising kids sure puts logic to the test!

 

Like Billy on his birthday got a semi-automatic

To accessorise his tattoos and his leather biker jacket

He’s thirteen… he’s thirteen and he’s mean…

From a baby to a full-grown man with not much in between

 

Betty got a breast enlargement on the day she turned sixteen

From a training bra to a ‘Double D’ she’s hot to make the scene

She’s daddy’s little queen... happy birthday sweet sixteen

From a baby to a full-grown woman with not much in between

 

Kids these days they get a real hard time

But if there’s nothing to believe in it’s easy to quit trying

If you got no dreams to follow you’re just drifting down the line

 

Mommy’s little princess & daddy’s little boy

The best advice they’ll probably get won’t ever bring them joy

Its dog eat dog… live life fast… trust nobody…… kiss my ass…

Don’t be a clown

That’s the kind of life philosophy guaranteed to bring you down

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© Errol Walsh